If you been following my blog you will remember the Gold diggers in the club post i did. Now first of all let me apologize to all the gold diggers i offended, i aint hating get your hustle on, you do you if you aint gonna do the guy buying you drinks all night. Why am i apologizing because i realised it the scavengers in the club we need to be more aware of! I dont mind the gold diggers they atlest make some guys feel like they might get somewhere and are calm about guys buying them a drink.
These scavengers though jheeez is all i can see i mean gosh this chick looked and was shouting like she just won the lotto. I mean i was out with J on Saturday St Patricks we weren’t in one of our usual spots in fact we wont be going back there. We though we would try somewhere new a change of scene to pre-pair us for spring break it was a terrible night we both left on ZIARO across the board definitely wont be taking this form to Cancun or to Miami.
So we were there chilling by the bar like we do when the music aint really to our tastes when this thing (yes thing because of the way she acted and looked) started jumping around I looked and J and he looked at me thinking why is she going nuts then she calls her friends over saying “come quick he’s gonna but us drinks, see I told you we wouldn’t need money tonight” now let me say i didn’t see the guy that did this so I cant profile him but fucking hell!! Is that how girls are moving these days. Those actions there aren’t the actions of a gold digger, gold diggers can handle themselves the just live of that “why spend mine when I can spend yours mentality” nothing wrong with that guys run off that ” why use my hand when I can use your pussy” mentality so its an even field (lool as if). But shit rolling with no cash at all that’s a new breed of women and I’m calling them scavengers because they go to to the club to pick up scraps from guys that’s some appalling shit in my books
They are a vital part of any single mans night out. They Wingman. Now i’ve been going out a lot lately since i started my new job and i have to tell you the standard of wingmen out here is real poor. I’ve seen some appalling performances from wing men in the last month alone. I fully appreciate the how willing my current wingman is but we do it for each other we know if there’s a friend that needs distracting the other one will do it no questions there’s not even a need to ask.
As an example of poor wingmanship me and my wingman were out on saturday night having a few drinks in a bar before we went to the club. We got a few drinks hit the dance floor then proceeded to look for some ladies to talk to as we did this we observed some wingmanship that was so bad we actually fought about first hijacking the ladies from the two guys then secondly just going over and being a proper wingman. This guys wingman was not on the case at all his friend was on the right of him while the girls friend was on the far side to him, looking bored. We all know its not a good sign if the friend is bored it means she likely to pull her friend away or tell her she wants to move because no one wants to be the third wheel just hanging on the edge. It was a shocking display from the friend! I mean if two guys go out on the town its assumed that they would both be able to play the wingman role for the other. I couldnt belive it.
Heres a list of a few traits i belive every good wingman should have
- He understands his mission
A good wingman will give you first choice on a group of girls when you go over to them. He will then start to keep the other one entertained regardless of his interest in her. A good wingman is able to do this with minimal effort.
- He keeps you presentable
Your wingman should be looking out for you all night. Making sure you dont drink too much and start acting the fool, telling you if your breath is kicking or if you have something on your face . He’s making sure the attention to attract to yourself is the right kind.
- He Understands you
You and your wingman have been around each other loads of times so verbal communication isnt needed anymore a simple look or the way you start acting is enough to pass a message on. Even the use of certain words when talking to women could be enough to pass a message on.
- He prevents cockblocking by running interference
Its safe to say that in the woman talking to is good looking and will be attracting attention from other guys in the area. This will mean other guys may try to cut into your conversation with her, this is commonly known as cockblocking. You wingman would minimise this by running interference on any other guy trying to get involved while you are and making sure you have the time you need to get the job done.
- He read the situation
A good wingman is able to read the situation he will know when he needs to jump into the conversation to move it along and when he needs to back off and let you work your stuff. He is also able to recognize when you are barking up the wrong tree and wont be afraid to let you know that so you dont waste your time with the wrong women.
- He will sacrifice himself
Your wing man will not be afraid of being shot down by a group of girls. He will initiate on a group of women even if the chances of him succeeding are nill he will put himself on the line for your success. softening up the overall defence of the group so that you can get to the one you want.
- He Bigs you up
Your wingman will play himself down while elevating your status to the group of women. All the times that you were covered in glory are ready in the forefront of his mind to be retold to the intended audience. Timing is crucial but he will always have that down to a T.
- He takes the ugly friend
Sounds mean if your a woman but its how it works unfortunately. If your from the U.K and over the age of 20 you should know the song Butterz Friend .Women do tend to have friends that dont look as good as they do. Its a wingmans sworn duty to take the butters friend, if it is necessary he may even have to take the ugly friend home for the progress of the friend. Its just another way the wingman may sacrifice himself for you.
- He goes undercover
a good wingman is also a great spy. He will go in a gather information for you on the girl that you want, see if she has a boyfriend or if she has bisexual tendencies. He will find out what her turns on/offs are.
- He pumps you up
A good wingman is a good motivator he will pump you up making sure your confidence is at its peak for the night. He will advise you when to go into action and when to hold back for abit.
I think those are the basic quailties that every wingman should have. Following them will allow you to never let your partner down in he time of need.